"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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