watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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