I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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