you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
you would pick up someone in the library
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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