There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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