So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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