I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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