is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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