He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
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I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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