return my video game
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Randomize
