check it out our google latitudes are spooning
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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