My liver just broke up with me...
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
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