i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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