I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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