i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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