So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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