she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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