I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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