Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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