Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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