He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Who wears a wallet chain?!
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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