question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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