i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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