I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
ok first of all what the fuck
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