it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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