Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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