Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
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