I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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