sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
The ass gains better be worth it
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