i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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