he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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