I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
There's always time for handjobs
But theres a keg here and me gusta
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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