Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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