Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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