Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
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