Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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