Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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