K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
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