Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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