you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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