What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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