Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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