I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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