Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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