where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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