Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
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