Those balls look pretty dangerous.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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