But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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