I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Randomize
