apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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