Fuck appropriateness.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize
