im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
No stitches, just platelets and will power
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
Randomize
