no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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