I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Randomize
