in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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