Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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